I have never been one nor been good at using pick lines as Jess might tell you but I thought these pick up lines were quite funny due to a few guys coming to mind who would actually use these. You know who you are! Okay maybe not but I thought that these were hilarious.
I ran across these on J.D. Grear’s site today.
- “You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you.”
- “I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”
- ”Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible.”
- “There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head.”
- “God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter.”
- “Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won’t have any limbs left.”
- “There’s something about you that just makes me want to repent.”
- “I’m pretty flexible… I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.”
- “You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin’ righteous.”
- “Are you homo or homoi?”